Nightmare on Toddler Street

It's been a long week. The boy is definitely feeling his Wheaties. Among other misadventures he threw mommies toothbrush in the toilet, spread an entire stick of butter on the kitchen floor, hid the cellphone, got a hold of my razor (AAAAAAHHH- thank goodness no injury) and tried to crawl naked out the bedroom window. It got me thinking "what else could go wrong?" So I dug up this article on what to do if your child eats a cigarette and brushed up on home safety tips. If you need me I'll be wrapping everything I own in bubble wrap and weeping softly in a fetal position.